Warning : All characters in this blog post are not imaginary ones since it could be anyone among you! Any resemblance with characters dead or still on the look for a girl is purely coincidential.not that u need to know.. but still..
One fine day... scenario is a gathering of my class mates. Suddenly one among them raises her voice and declares:”im getting married.. you are all invited.. please do come.. blah..blah” with so much of a passing glance at you( and yeah..maybe i was standing open mouthed)!
Suddenly you get transformed into a dartboard on the wall. The darts comes flowing at u as frosty stares,pricky comments and awkward questions. U try to stay calm and look around for something remotely funny to bring back a smile onto the face. Well you cant blame them if the girl happens to be a well rumoured crush of yours. Some even come up with pity spray painted all over their face and offers you words of wisdom(with all glee filled up in their minds)!
The Houdini inside you jumps up and your mind gathers up ideas to manage an escape. This part is the toughest with the fellow sympathizers gathering around you. It might happen to be your buddies waiting for a chance to get back at you! First you try to recede to a less crowded region nearby. The next step would be to contrive a reason to get the hell out of there! This is of particular importance since the “being alone” is so very much entwined with such cases.
Once this done you stand confused thinking at what end of the pipe you are! Faced with a barrage of flash backs throttling your senses you think.. why you? Well.. why not you? Maybe since you were being a jerk.. not to realise that good ones are like diamonds and the chance that find the right one is rare!
Now its time u slap yourself to senses. Getting dumped might be the next thing as common as day and night and maybe you are being a bit too fetish! The census says there is just about 800 chicks up for grabs for every 1000 nitwits like you(an obvious reason for this species to become all the more choosy). That brings us to 1.25 guys per girl.This obvious emotional upper-hand must have something or the other to do with your situation! Personally ,if the case was otherwise, then i would hav chosen the 0.25 part of the girl saving myself from dealing with the other whole part. This night make you think “WTF are you doing”.. but the fact is that your brain is in a complete mess and its no surprise you think of such weird stuff!
This brings me to what i have to say.. Well one wrong way is not the end of trip fellows. Each time you fall just get up.. brush yourself up.. and stare the next one on her face and say: ”bring it on... baby!!”
Now, why i am writing about this is because of two reasons:
· For all the guys out there to know how this stuff works.
· And for all the girls to know what we guys think.
p.s:Now this blog may not be of any emotional support for you.. but then one day when you happen to face this situation.. just remember u read it here!
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